Release Date: 04/25/16 (early release)
Blind dates? Online dating profiles? Been there, done that.
Georgia Cummings has zero luck with dating, and the era of the internet is not her friend.
No matter how fast she runs, how many corners she turns, she can’t find her way out of this weird, alternate universe where men think dick pics are a replacement for small talk and getting to know a girl. One more crotch selfie and she might write men off for good…
But why can’t she stop fantasizing about him?
Kline Brooks is the quintessential billionaire bad boy—dark, styled, short hair, muscles for days, and a panty-dropping smile.
As his employee, he won’t touch her with a ten foot pole.
But she won’t touch him either.
Too bad their hormones missed the memo.
If you’re the type of woman who prefers crotch selfies to small talk, this book isn’t for you.
If you enjoy random men you’ve never met filling up your inbox with dirty words and porn—for reasons focused more towards diddling your donut than laughing at the absurdity—this book isn’t for you.
If you HATE laughing, this book isn’t for you.
If you want your male leads to grunt, thrust like jack rabbits, and have one-track minds that prefer a nice pair of tits to brains every hour of every day for the rest of forever, well, then, this book still isn’t for you.
If you enjoy a good swoon, a hearty laugh, witty banter, and some hot as f*@% f*@%ing, then consider Georgia Cummings your Girl Friday and Kline Brooks your next irresistible book boyfriend.
Intrigue. That’s what made me want to be one of the first batch of people to read Tapping the Billionaire. And you know what the funny thing was? It wasn’t even the book per say that had me intrigued. Of course, I was excited to delve into Kline and Georgia’s story but to be honest, it was the mystery behind the authors who make up Max Monroe that really had me going. So even though they’ve yet to reveal themselves, I have this to say about them after finishing up Tapping the Billionaire—these two, whoever they are…. Are a match made in literary heaven! OMG. This book was just AMAZEBALLS. I love, LOVED every single thing about it. Tapping the Billionaire is full of wit, romance, and also filled with a plethora of panty melting sexiness. Kline and Georgia will have you swooning and laughing out loud throughout this book. OMG, so GOOD!
I loved that Kline, this alpha male billionaire was so different from many alpha millionaire/billionaire male protagonists that have been done. I mean c’mon, let’s be honest. There are tons out there and going into this, I felt a bit of skepticism about yet another one. But I am telling you all now. Trust me when I say that Kline Brooks stands tall in a league all on his own. A billionaire who chooses practicality and comfort rather than showing off the insane amount of money in his bank account. An alpha male who not truly respects his leading lady’s choices but who also genuinely listens to what she has to say. UGH, I am so friggin-lickin’ in LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE with Kline Brooks. This guy actually made me want to say, “mine” out loud! He always said the right things and did the right things—all these right things just shot straight to my heart and quickly spread to my girly parts. So many times I kept saying, this guy is too good to be true. A perfect reminder of why I’ve got an addiction to fiction. It’s books like this and characters like Kline who help me escape the daily realities and catapult me into cloud 9. Holy moly may I please get a heap more servings of that! And of course, a perfect leading man needs an equally perfect leading lady and Georgia Cummings was exactly that. I have a major girl crush on her. Beauty and brains. She had each at maximum level. On top of that, she was also funny and charming and just incredibly sweet. Her relationships with her family and her BFF, Cassie proved exactly why she was so easy to love. Kline and Georgia together had me on my knees. An ultimate fictional couple to add alongside some of my already favorite ones.
The pages are littered with laugh out loud moments. Like on the real, LOL. I was snorting and holding on to my belly laughing. Their first date, OMG dying! Funny and charismatic and hot all at the same time. I didn’t know what to do with myself. A perfect trifecta that continued throughout the book. The way this book was written? Seamless. You couldn’t even tell that this was done by two people. There were no breaks in tone, in pace, and its prose. Max Monroe, whoever you two are, you have hit the gold mine together. The peanut butter to ones jelly, the mustard to ones ketchup, the Gilmore to the girls.
Tapping the Billionaire is the perfect everyday read. Whether you are looking for something to boost your weekday/workweek struggles or for a relaxing weekend read. This light-hearted romance was exactly what I needed and I guarantee you’ll also have more than a good time with Kline and Georgia and company. This has my book shelf worthy stamp of approval and definitely a top 2016 read.
We Like It Big Tunes:
Crazy in Love- Beyonce
About the Author(s):
Two established romance authors join forces to bring you more books and stuff. Together.
Two men, two women, or, perhaps, one of each. Everyone is asking—Who is Max Monroe?
Hell, we could even be Colleen Hoover.
Disclaimer: Yeah, we’re not Colleen Hoover.
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